I found the proof!

 

Images on this page may cause extreme nausea, headache, vertigo, heart or panic attack. You may feel compelled to seek medical attention due to violent seizures.

 

 

For those brave enough to venture forthwith, scroll to the very bottom of this page NOW!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These photos are absolute, undeniable, irrefutable, 100% photographic evidence as to why "dick togs", Speedos, or swimmers should NOT be manufactured in any size larger than medium!

You WERE warned!

 

Get me the HELL OUT OF HERE!!